Norm Archer, the venerable newscaster, brings you the latest in politics, health, culture, and entertainment, including a recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study indicating "melancholy hurts losers worst." The Onion's ace satirists provide this collection of fake news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits.
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Norm Archer, the venerable newscaster, brings you the latest in politics, health, culture, and entertainment, including a recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study indicating "melancholy hurts losers worst." The Onion's ace satirists provide this collection of fake news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers, and skits.
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